why is everything always so wonderful?

Because narrative inevitability.

Every single fucking time Equius smiles it's the god damned cutest thing

The coolcat has arrived. *shot*

Wait, hold on. Did Dave just ask Dirk for advice on how to come out of the closet?

@Ruse:
Pretty much, yeah.


But none of that matters now because today's update is the penultimate.
There can only be an end page after this.
Nothing else matters.

I can't stop listening to that loop. This is some QUALITY content that I can't believe I've been waiting for all this time for and hadn't even realized.

Oh John, blackrom flirting in front of your ladyfriends... you're digging a hole deeper than the one you did when excavating The Tumor.

Sorry I haven't been that active lately, life shit happened