Caliborn dear... there's nothing wrong with learning differently. : <

Maybe this feeds into his hatred of the talented friendly Calliope whom he was forced to share a body with and constantly be reminded of how not-awful she is.

Trolling radio tower is trolling making Caliborn sound like... Karkat.

I think the black text might be Andrew Hussie?

And Caliborn is up front about his learning disability. ^u^

Homestuck is totally going to end like Dallas' season nine finale or worse become a part of the Tommy Westphall Universe.

Can't keep down the clown o◡o


Linger and linger and linger o◡o


Turned your back on the body o◡o

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdtzw1T6Ve1qh1ufio1_500.gif

o◡o Good night. o◡o

So, basically. "Fuck you all. Gamzee isn't going to die because I say so."

...'kay, Hussie. 9_9

LE kills Hussie so he can't play that elevator music anymore, and he can finally go back to shooting Gamzee repeatedly.

Who wants to bet that when Caliborn actually starts using colored text, he'll end up using the LE color scheme? Maybe even switching colors every other line?

The main villain of Homestuck is a manchild with a machine gun who types with two fingers. This is canon.

This was an interesting set of updates. Because I was reading and recording through it with a friend, I was trying to hold off on reading the post-11/11 updates. But then my patience broke. Despite everything he's done, I still winced when Caliborn gunned Gamzee down twice.

Hussie you sly fox you

And Caliborn continues to be my favorite.

I love how Gamzee is just kind of staring at him like an awe-struck schoolgirl.

FELT BACKSTORY NOW.

Oh hussie, I'm enjoying this.

Caliborn: I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

Bad move, Hussie. You have no guarantee that he won't stop wrecking the tower once you give him what he wants.

I swear this is what happens when a helion who's only joy is destruction meets the omniscient narrator that just won't (can't?) shut up.