Jesus it's already December...

K go to it. We'll ride into the end of the world talkin bout Homestuck.

Prediction! I predict Jake will forget that it is Jane's birthday.

That's like playing roulette and betting on black and red.

Um, if I may talk?
GCat was seen with the Condesce in the [S] Droog: Ascend more casually flash, and then again, years in the future, when Dirk gave exposition on RDave and RRose. So if he's there in LOPAN with Roxy and Jane, how does he get to Derse/the future? Sorry for any unrelated talk, btw.

That's...a very good question, actually.

I mean, we do know that there's a teleporter to sessions in the Frog Temple. If anything, I'd venture that GCat entered/left the session whenever the Condesce did, since she's in direct control of him/her.

Also, note that it's April 13th, 2012 for Jane and Jake...which is exactly three years from when the A2 and B1 teens started their journey to the B2 session. Hang in there, Jake! I'm sure (if everything goes to plan, which is a risky bet in Homestuck) everyone will arrive at some point in the next 24 hours. Relative to you, of course.

Happy Birthday Jade!!

I guess that makes it Jake's birthday too.

Fefpetasprite? Oh, good lord. Everyone ready their stores of insulin.

Or I suppose you could call it Neferisprite, but that sounds creepy rather than cute.

Queen Neferferi.
('cause Queen Nefertiti!)

Well Jane is pissed, Jake has verbal diarrhea and ships are sinking.


Tune in tomorrow for another installment of everyone's favorite soap opera, Act 6.

I hope Jane's response is a good one.

Yeah, go Jane. You go girl!

oh, Jane. You POOR THING.

The skeleton underlings reassemble themselves? Well that's a new trick. No wonder they've been avoiding them, if Jake and Dirk hiding in a tomb on LOTAK an act ago is any indication.

There's something I find oddly comforting about Jake's speculation about the B1 session.

Well, I hope this doesn't dissolve any friendships.

Did these last few updates imply that Dirk was purposely avoiding going to Jane's birthday party and dragging Jake with him? If so, both of them are douchebags.