What the flying fuck was that?

Trickster Jane. She has unlocked her powers.

I have always suspected Jane would become the most powerful alpha kid. Is this how.

tumblr, tumblr stahp. just calm down tumblr

Oh. Oh god.

Whatever happens, keep that thing away from Jade.

Oh god.
This is the worst.
Christ.
Does anyone else feel like she may be smiling on the outside...but screaming for help on the inside?

Yes.

I do believe that is the point.

The fact that Calliope thinks a giant sucker is the most beautiful thing she ever saw. ._.

> You gaze upon your dear, sweet, precious, sweet, sweet JUJU


God. Dammit.

http://twitter.com/andrewhussie/status/288847003738308609

Some people just want to watch Tumblr burn.

I do too.

We need to get that sucker to the trolls to see some >>cannon<< humanized trolls!


Oh look Jane, there's that helpful clown; go spread your super-happy fun-time with him! Make everyone happy!



Edit:
Egads!! This would've given Calliope the power to change her appearance!

I have officially started to fucking trip balls right now.

I'm much more interested in what that Zillium is going to be used for, to be honest.

Well it's part of the construction materials for a Warhammer of Zillyhoo, if that helps.

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