I believe I speak for everybody when I say the following:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hahahahahaha wow we are boned.

I....
I CAN'T....
I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE.

Also all future fanart of hulking out Jade needs to be tagged "grimbark" or I will lament the wasted opportunity.

Wow. I'm really not on the same wavelength as this update.

None of this is doing it for me. In fact, it all seems extremely stupid. I think that was two twists too many.

WE WANTED EPIC JOHN FIGHTS, METEOR ENTRANCES, WHAT HAVE YOU

BUT NO

WE GET GRIMBARK JADE AND JANE CROCKERCORP COMPLETELY NERFING THE ALPHAS, FOLLOWED BY HIC GLOATING AND END OF ACT

I WILL REPEAT BECAUSE IT BEARS REPEATING:
WELP

NO NO NOPE NO NONO NO NO NO HUSSIE STOP NO NO NONOPE NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONOOOOOOONO NOPE NO

FUCK YOU HUSSIE

to quote myself

Really hoping the John / Poppop - Condy relationship somehow comes into play though. His total absence is making me wonder.


(sorry for posting several times I'm just... what are coherent thoughts right now)

All I can think of now is, well—
We have Jane in her little red hood.
And a big bad wolf Jade.

Except Little Red is out for murder and working with the Wolf for the glorious benefit of the supreme Fish Commander and yeah that reference works on the surface and the surface alone.

I AM CROCKUTUS OF BORG. YOU WILL NOW SHOP MY FACE ONTO LOCUTUS'S. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

Jane Crockercorp™ 4 lyfe.

If the list of things I was expecting and what actually happened in this update were in Venn diagram form, they would be two circles that don't even touch.

... I kind of like it though. Also, dat Jane. Woah. If I weren't poor as fuck I'd cosplay that immediately.