Anonymous >> #21647
Posted on 2013-04-11 02:22:13 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
if john only knew it was his technical uncle, not his dad
still makes it worse

Lettucefood >> #21651
Posted on 2013-04-11 02:44:51 Score: 3 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
How is Jake John's uncle? Jake and Jane are literally John's genetic progenitors.

Anonymous >> #21663
Posted on 2013-04-11 03:38:33 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Because John's nanna and Jade's grandfather grew up as brother and sister, John and Jade are biologically siblings, but legally cousins. So Jake is both John's father and his uncle.

Anonymous >> #21677
Posted on 2013-04-11 04:17:06 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
wouldnt that make him his great uncle?

Chocoboo >> #21694
Posted on 2013-04-11 06:14:18 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
You know it's this type of discussion that led the artist to make this post #106435 because of this image.

No granted the folks here in this thread are far more sensible than the people who complained on Doomyz's blog because they missed the joke of this image.

Anonymous >> #21701
Posted on 2013-04-11 06:42:30 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
And yes, making Jake John's father, uncle, and great uncle.

And if we're taking into account that John's nanna told him that because John was the ectobiologist that created all the human players, he's also technically their collective father, this makes Jake John's father, uncle, great uncle, and son.

Going even further and taking the legal ties in the B2 universe into account, plus the biological ancestry between John's nanna and Jake's grandfather, this makes Jake John's father, grandfather, uncle, great uncle, son, and grand nephew.

It's less of a family tree than it is a family calabi-yau manifold.

suomynonA >> #21718
Posted on 2013-04-11 08:34:13 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
i think it's more of a Whomping Willow, in that if you get too close (or in this case comprehend it) your head won't be the only thing that hurts

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