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Anonymous >> #23898
Posted on 2013-04-27 04:43:25 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
But who would actually win in a fight? To the power level calculator!!

Tropylium >> #23903
Posted on 2013-04-27 05:30:41 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
If everyone sticks to their regular weapons? I'd be betting on one of the Striders (at close-quarters) or Rose (at longer distances). (Jake might get the first hit in but he probably can't aim at seven people suffiently fast.)

If godtier powers are OK though, Dave can arrange to have everyone swarmed with timeclones the moment the fight begins. & if he doesn't, then it's a question of if Roxy can disappear from everyone's radar, or Jade can teleport everyone off (say, into a volcano) faster… Dirk & Jake are still unknown factors but I'll be surprized if they could completely upturn this outline.

suomynonA >> #23904
Posted on 2013-04-27 05:30:44 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
John can become wind, Jade can teleport/resize anyone, Dave can wield Time/Multiply(possibly?), Dirk is still ninja, Jane can self-resurrect(possibly?), Roxy can turn invisible, as for Jake and Rose...*shrug* long range?

MisterSolitaire >> #23908
Posted on 2013-04-27 05:49:41 Score: 4 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Between the Alpha kids and the Beta kids? Jade is straight OP, Dave was shown to be a master of his powers before he went godtier (thanks to davesprite), and John is farther along than anyone and has a ton of tricks up his sleeve.

OTOH, the Alpha kids' main advantage is that they've got a white mage.

Snuffleheim >> #23917
Posted on 2013-04-27 06:50:20 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
...guys? We're not forgetting that green sun powers aren't restricted to teleporting and resizing and stuff are we? Because we should remember that Becsprite is the reason there are no more oceans on planet Earth by the time the exiles get there.

Anonymous >> #23925
Posted on 2013-04-27 07:54:52 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
are you guys for real

Snuffleheim >> #23927
Posted on 2013-04-27 08:18:22 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
^ 8 D

Anonymous >> #23928
Posted on 2013-04-27 09:42:38 Score: 18 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
It's unknown whether or not Jade can still shoot beams like all sprites can, but for the sake of the argument let's assume she can. Her godtier power grants her absolute spatial manipulation, and being a first guardian lets her draw near-limitless power from the green sun, making her virtually indestructible to all but the strongest attacks, within a domain governed by the sun she can warp herself and other entities within that same domain, and at this point any physical weaponry that isn't just her flinging veil meteors around at near lightspeed is just a hindrance.

Rose can see the path to victory, guiding the others to doing exactly what needs to be done to achieve their objectives. She would also have the most potent needles in paradox space, should she ever get the needlekind specibus she bequeathed to John back. I don't think that the quills of echidna are magic wands though.

Dave's powers are hazy, but I'm guessing that he would be able to strike a person's timeline itself, erasing events from ever occurring, in addition to his usual plethora of timeselves and traditional dvd remote control time powers. He also has one of, if not the, strongest swords in paradox space. He also still has his ninja skills, though the time powers might overshadow them.

John has already shown the ability to turn intangible to avoid attacks, has one of the most potentially incomprehensibly all-powerful hammers, with that elusive 8^8 roll still remaining unknown. His wind powers, coupled with intense heat, easily thrashed all but the strongest of underlings Sburb had to throw at him, which were already insanely boosted by Bec's prototyping. His mangrit is literally off the scale, so I'd say he's probably (at least physically) the strongest person in the universe at this point. He also currently possesses the most potent needles in paradox space and has the strength to wield them. He also may or may not be able to consciously warp anywhere in paradox space, depending on whether or not the weapon's effects were a new power or just a side effect of him sticking his arm into the fabric of reality itself.

On the other side, Jane could likely resurrect massive armies to fight for her, resurrect anyone who falls, and is probably nigh-unkillable herself as a self-defense mechanism of her powers. Her corrupted power might enable her to magically extinguish life instead of giving it. The Nobles have been kind of restricted on grist, but she has the battlespork of zillywut to fall back on.

Roxy's powers are likely to be more explored when the Condesce's plan becomes evident, but she can at least become intangible and invisible, as well as black out standard monitoring devices. her appearifier rifle isn't a weapon itself, but she has her laser rifle and the blunderbuss of zillywigh.

Dirk's powers are really unclear, and I don't trust Calliope's explanation that the Prince class is a destroyer class, if the reference she was using to come to that conclusion was the record kept by Rose and Kanaya detailing Eridan's fall from grace. Dirk can at least split his consciousness off in an almost curse-like fashion, he's a better ninja than Dave and possesses an unbreakable (and apparently legendary) sword, and can grasp and take control of situations faster than almost anyone else. He also has the cutlass of zillywair, but I doubt he'll ever touch the damn thing.

Jake's potential is supposed to be unparalleled as a Page, but whatever his Hope power manifests as is yet to be seen. He at least has enough potential for Caliborn to choose him as a rival worthy of being crushed personally. He also has the flintlocks of zillyhau, should his powers turn out to be metaphorical instead of physical.

The Heroes have had to fight much stronger foes over a longer period of time, but most of the Nobles have had to fight for their survival their entire lives, but are very newly-ascended and have themselves yet to even obtain the gift of gab. Personally I'd have to give the Heroes the clear advantage in this conflict.

Snuffleheim >> #23929
Posted on 2013-04-27 10:53:02 Score: 3 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
^This is beautiful.

Ninety >> #23962
Posted on 2013-04-28 00:43:30 Score: 3 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
And that's how to win.


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