suomynonA >> #28175
Posted on 2013-06-08 00:49:15 Score: 13 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Karkat should've known better than to bad mouth the Mayor.

epoxy >> #28436
Posted on 2013-06-11 05:44:04 Score: 23 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Wait a minute, the Can Town fuzz should've nabbed Rose long ago for public drunkenness. The Mayor must be pulling strings to keep the heat off a high-ranking public servant! Are you cracking down on rappers in an attempt to cover up the misconduct of your right-hand archivist, Mayor?! Makes one wonder what other crimes you've swept under the rug! CAN TOWN DESERVES BETTER THAN SUCH CORRUPTION!! CARROTS FOR MAYOR 2014

Anonymous >> #28443
Posted on 2013-06-11 09:51:24 Score: 4 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Let's not jump to scandalous conclusions. Maybe this takes place before Rose started drinking.

maxcoffee >> #28457
Posted on 2013-06-11 14:48:24 Score: 5 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
^
We passed that time long ago friend;
this is the greatest scandal Can Town has ever faced.
The mayor has seized direct control over police forces and is detaining citizens without trial!
He has banned legal practice of any sort and jailed those who attempt to democratically oppose his practices!
We should have known the mayor was turning when he struck the limit of consecutive terms from the Can Town constitution.
Granted Dave's rap may have been offensive, but what is decency worth when your freedom of speech is gone?!

John_the_Savage >> #34699
Posted on 2013-09-27 00:02:55 Score: 5 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
How high does that bail have to be if DAVE can't afford it?

Loppy >> #35241
Posted on 2013-10-11 21:24:41 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
so this is basically like my favorite thing

Snuffleheim >> #35273
Posted on 2013-10-12 21:23:32 Score: 4 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
^^The way he got all that money can't be considered legal. If bail's high enough, they'd just have to investigate how he managed to afford it if he were to pay it.

Xenrek >> #40053
Posted on 2014-02-28 02:44:31 Score: 4 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
^^I dont think can town holds jurisdiction over the land of Heat and Clockwork, his mad dosh is totes legit. the question becomes, if he had possesion of such enormous funds, why had he not payed his taxes in 2 years.

Kataiser >> #40057
Posted on 2014-02-28 04:53:26 Score: 4 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
I'm more interested to know why Karkat gets two jailhouses to himself while Dave and Terezi only get one. This is obviously a case of discrimination and I demand equal treatment of the inmates at can town prison.

Aw fuck who am I kidding I suck at anything vaguely resembling legal-ese. THey should just use those amazing limbs of theirs to lift the books and perform an uprising. One mayor cannot hope to stand against three hardened criminals.

epoxy >> #40061
Posted on 2014-02-28 06:58:09 Score: 5 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
^ Naturally, the Can Town police confiscated and impounded their arms in the course of arrest. They don't have any at the moment.

Now, I know what you're saying. "They totally do have arms. Look, they are clearly visib-"Nope. An illusory after-effect. Or abstract stylistic detail. Sometimes what you see doesn't directly match what's there.

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