Your name is SQUIDS SLICK. You are the leader of a notoriously vicious gang of underwater mobsters called the SQUIDNIGHT CREW. A rival school of fish known as THE KELP recently knocked over one of your favorite sandcastles. Your long quest of revenge has finally taken you to the submarine belonging to their loathsome boss, LORD ANGLERFISH

Your subordinates, CLAMS DEUCE, DOLPHINS DROOG, and HEARTS BARNACLES have been dispatched to various locations throughout the sub to begin carrying out your mission. Your objective is to locate and crack Anglerfish’s SECRET TREASURE CHEST, and plunder its mysteries.

That’s the business end of it. The pleasure will be painting this ugly sub red with [s]the blood[/s]…. the power of FRIENDSHIP.