JOHN: wanna waltz ms. new booty?

KARKAT: OK ONE: JOHN YOUR MUSIC IS TERRIBLE. WHY ARE YOU NAKED AND WHAT IS A MISNEW BOOTY - ACTUALLY I DON’T WANT TO KNOW

KARKAT: TWO: IF A SINGLE FLAGELLA IN MY BODY WAS CONSIDERING IT BEFORE

KARKAT: (WHICH I WASN’T SO YOU CAN STOP DOING THAT THING WITH YOUR FACE)

KARKAT: THEY STOPPED DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS BECAUSE ITS PRETTY DANGEROUS TO DANCE WITH SOMEONE WHO CANT REMEMBER THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WALTZ AND A TANGO.

KARKAT: I AM FROM A UNIVERSE WHERE THESE THINGS DON’T EXIST

KARKAT: AND I KNOW

JOHN: karkat thats not even the point.