ageswap all_kids alpha_kids beta_kids body_modification dave_strider dirk_strider grandma grandpa grayscale jade_harley jake_english jane_crocker john_egbert lineart nanna poppop rose_lalonde roxy_lalonde tsyndromestuck

Edit | Respond



3 comments (0 hidden)

Chocoboo >> #44697
Posted on 2014-09-21 20:09:15 Score: 9 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Artist's Comments:
They Old

like so old

like O-L-D OLD

Dirk secretly bemoans his hair. Complains with Roxy about old people problems. Does ventriloquism. Dave has taken to retirement with much gusto despite being wheelchair bound. Drubs people with his cane. Wears his glasses strap wrong despite Rose telling him they pointless like that.

Crocker and Egbert are tiny and crotchety. Or in Jane’s case ‘Crockerty’. Despite looking sweet and harmless, they are a pranking force to be reckoned with. They’ve become the stuff of legend in the elderly community and the bane of retirement home workers everywhere.

Roxy is exuberant as ever but secretly hates what age has done to her. Hits on the workers and the people who come to visit. Rose is elegant and composed but makes her caretakers uncomfortable.

Jade and Jake are the type of elderly people who still think they can do strenuous activity. They totally can. It’s just they set a bad example to the other old folk when they’re wrestling mountain lions and lifting heavy machinery. Jake will regale people with long stories of his adventures multiple times.


Rohandrius >> #44703
Posted on 2014-09-22 09:43:17 Score: 6 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
A very unique take on the "kids" not being kids. I suppose some of it is easily pulled from the Guardian/Alpha versions of themselves, but never have I seen it done in such realistic detail until now.

Anonymous >> #44748
Posted on 2014-09-27 23:19:19 Score: 3 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
This sounds very accurate.


1