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Lettucefood >> #45252
Posted on 2014-10-29 01:33:48 Score: 3 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
This is probably the most Jake-like fanart of Yaoiest Motherfucker drawn yet.

Seriously, I thought it WAS Jake before I noticed what all the green bits were.

Mr_Ruse >> #45273
Posted on 2014-10-29 10:49:33 Score: 3 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Well, remember the theories from early 2012 that Jake was in fact going to be LE?

Lettucefood >> #45284
Posted on 2014-10-30 01:25:05 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
How could I ever forget them? :)

muteTyphoon >> #45452
Posted on 2014-11-12 05:37:28 Score: 5 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Honestly, the theories could still come true, in a sense.

I mean, Jake has made tons of references to Lord English (what with his computers, the "giving his right leg" comment he made when he was eager to desecrate some tombs, etc etc.), and Caliborn has shown to be extremely jealous of Jake and showed anger over Jake "jacking his swagger" and wearing his face on his skulltop computer, stating that he'd "get him back for it" eventually.

Not only that, but Jake has stated multiple times that one of his favorite movies is Weekend at Bernie's, about a man whose corpse is puppeteered around in an act to make others believe he's alive and, currently, Jake is dead.

So maybe Jake's gonna get body-snatched and become the Yaoiest Motherfucker Who Ever Lived? (I mean, we've seen Caliborn mind-control people--i.e. Jack--across sessions, and Lord English can apparently be wherever he wants/whenever he wants, so why not be able to steal an empty shell and use it as his entry vessel, like he did with Doc Scratch in the Beta session?)

IDK the hiatus and the recent influx of updates has given me tons of time and info to patch theories together and, can I just say, none of the theories I've produced are very cheery and bright. (You don't even want to know how this theory involves poor Dirk, you just don't.)


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