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Cat >> #48282
Posted on 2015-03-31 15:23:51 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
JAKE HARLEY HAD AN AFFAIR!!!

AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHO ??? EGBERT IS!!!!11!11

Anonymous >> #48283
Posted on 2015-03-31 17:19:30 Score: 6 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Had an affair? But we didn't know him bring married before this. Mrs Claire seems to be his one and only.

Anonymous >> #48284
Posted on 2015-03-31 19:18:53 Score: 10 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
That awkward moment when your family tree has an extra branch for ectobiology.

Anonymous >> #48285
Posted on 2015-03-31 19:48:50 Score: 7 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
So does this mean Her Imperious Condescension has SIX human grandchildren instead of four?

Anonymous >> #48286
Posted on 2015-03-31 21:31:55 Score: 5 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Whats more confusing is that Jude Claire has eyes despite being a guardian.

muteTyphoon >> #48294
Posted on 2015-04-01 07:59:33 Score: 6 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
So let's say this is true, and Jude and Joey are actually Grandpa Harley's genetic offspring (and not ecto-babies, obvs).

Since I'm assuming they're around 13 years old (as all of our beginning protagonists were at the start of Homestuck), that would mean they were born in 1981. Which would make Grandpa Harley (who died around 90 or so in the early 2000's, and was "born" in 1910) around...70-71?

TL;DR Grandpa Harley's got some amazing virility if he's fathering kids in his early 70's. (dat mangrit)

Anonymous >> #48303
Posted on 2015-04-01 15:21:05 Score: 7 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
<i>Five layers of protection, and his men still got through.</i>

Anonymous >> #48320
Posted on 2015-04-02 21:36:29 Score: 3 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
So this means Jade has a half-brother and Jake has four ectobiological parents. Creepy.

Anonymous >> #48325
Posted on 2015-04-02 22:18:08 Score: 6 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
...How does this make Jake have four ectobiological parents? He's a clone of himself.

Anonymous >> #48352
Posted on 2015-04-03 21:22:37 Score: 4 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
In the Alpha kids Universe, if the kids were to go through the ectobiological process. You would imagine one of them combining the DNA of Grandma and Poppop to create themselves. However since Jake also has Jude as a possible parent, Jude might be involved in the process.


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