Anonymous >> #7277
Posted on 2012-12-28 16:56:43 Score: 5 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Homestuck: Hero Beggining

In the scratch the world was dark and scarry. One day betty crockers came and noone knew why.

Crockers were humen things that weren't humens with ugly horns and sometimes orange eyes enslaved people in the city and make them brainwash and sad.

Jane Freeman who was living in the city and with her dad said, "dad why are crockers here." and he said "Jane Freeman crockers are from science and outter space and hate humens."

Jane Freeman really hated crockers because they brainwashed everyone and Jane Freeman hated it.

"Dad why are they beating up that girl" Jane Freeman said to her dad. "Because she is humen Jane Freeman and they are evil crockers." Jane Freeman's dad said back.

"Hey you crockers stop beating her up you evil guys!" Jane Freeman yelled loud at them.

"Shut up kid or you will pay!" the crockers said and aimed their mailboxes at Jane Freeman's head.

"Crockers don't aim your mailboxes!" yelled Dad and the crockers exploded him and laughed. "Ha ha stupid humen guy with no head" they said with smiles.

Jane Freeman grabed her dads hand and said "Dad you were beautiful soul and crockers will pay." "Jane Freeman no get out of here fast as you can..." Jane Freeman's dad said and died.

Then Jane Freeman grabbed a spon and shot the crockers in the heart and said "this is not over."

The people around Jane Freeman cheered and smiled and said "good job Jane Freeman we hate those crockers!" Crockers made people fraid and when Jane Freeman killed them it gave them hop. "Crocker we are not scarred no more!" said Jane Freeman and everyone around Jane Freeman said YEAH and grabbed mailboxes and rocks. Jane Freeman and the people walked fast like waves and went towards the crocker factory. that was big like the sky.

"Where do you humen think you are going?" a big crocker army with lots of battleships said.

"To send you back to science and outter space!" Jane Freeman yelled with mad. "Attack the crockers!" Jane Freeman yelled again.

The war was going and blowing things up when Jane Crocker saw a sylladex on the ground. "Crockers it is time to do what has to be done and live up to my family name" Jane Freeman whispered with head down.

The crockers were shotting people and steping on them with battleships and people were shooting mailboxes back and killing them sometimes. Explosions like ten times of the sun went around Jane Freeman, but Jane Freeman didn't care. "Humen kind is losing and I need to help!" Jane Freeman said.

Then a big meteor came down and blew a guy's arm off and legs and head and killed other people too. Jane Freeman saw the dead going on all around. The crocker were too strong and big but Jane Freeman didn't care neither.

Jane Freeman put the sylladex on and started to captchalogue battleships and at buildings. The buildings fell and made dust and smoke that blinded crockers so Jane Freeman could throw them into the sky really high and make them squish.

The people were wining but then glowing gates went in the sky and crockers came out. "Jane Freeman we have to go out of here!" a guy said to Jane Freeman. "No they are all every where" another guy said.

"You are surounded prepair to die." the dark man said. Jane Freeman looked around. Crockers with mailboxes were there. Jane Freeman knew if humens lost now it would be sad for ever. "Fight!" Jane Freeman yelled.

People run toward the crockers to kill them and the crockers were going to shoot all the people in a second when a bright window came into sky.

A shiny battleship like crockers came from opened in the sky, and a guy came out. "Crockers leave my nanna alone." John Freeman said.

Swaghands >> #7289
Posted on 2012-12-28 19:37:41 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
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ENCORE YOU BRILLIANT FUCKER.

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