Karkat: WHAT’S THIS?
He yelps.
Karkat: I THOUGHT I BANNED ALL MY FUTURE SELVES FROM INTERFERING!
Future Karkat: KARKAT, YOU’VE GOT TO LISTEN TO ME!
Karkat: HOW DID YOU…? I THOUGHT I BANNED YOU!
Future Karkat: KARKAT, PLEASE! I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE FUTURE!
Karkat: TELL ME, HOW DID YOU FUCKING UNBAN ME?!
Future Karkat: THAT’S RIGHT, NOW LISTEN–
Karkat: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? THE FUTURE MUST BE FUCKING AWFUL.
Future Karkat: PLEASE! I DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME!
Karkat: IS THERE SOME OF AN EPIC WAR IN THE FUTURE?
Future Karkat: ACTUALLY, I’M FROM A FEW DAYS LATER, BUT THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT NOW!
Karkat: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU UNBANNED ME! HOW DID YOU, OR I MEAN, ME, FIGURE THAT OUT?
Future Karkat: THE UNBAN METHOD IS IN THE ARCHIVES. BUT THAT’S NOT–
Karkat: REALLY? WHERE? I’VE NEVER SEEN THEM.
Future Karkat: THEY’RE IN THE ECTOBIOLOGY LAB. BUT THAT’S–
Karkat: IS UNBANNING PERMANENT? OR IS IT TEMPORARY? I’VE GOT SO MANY QUESTIONS–
Future Karkat: I HAVE SOMETHING EXTREMELY FUCKING IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU FROM THE FUTURE, AND I ONLY HAVE A FEW SECONDS, SO, YOU’VE GOT TO LISTEN! WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T–
And that's where he's gone.
Karkat: FUTURE KARKAT? OH NO! WHAT’S HE TRYING TO WARN ME ABOUT? ...I MEAN, I WILL BE…
Karkat gasps.
Karkat: HE MUST WANT ME TO PREVENT WHATEVER HORRIBLE THING HAPPENS IN THE FUTURE!