SirenDucks >> #385
Posted on 2012-11-08 00:04:09 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
delete it now haters

tumut

Anonymous >> #858
Posted on 2012-11-10 19:05:13 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
This brings back memories of shitstorms past

begone ye demons

Zael >> #908
Posted on 2012-11-11 01:19:59 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Not trying to start anything here but we have:
[list] [*]An alcoholic mother who raised a 13 year old daughter [*]A 13 year old girl who lives on a secluded island and was raised by her dog [*]A coolkid who was raised by his bro and a puppet [*]A stoner Juggalo troll [*]A satanic, mute, Juggalo troll [*] A villain who is A DOG WEARING SUNGLASSES [*]An omniscipotent, cueball-headed, puppet jerk [*]Colonel Sassacre (who is p. much Mark Twain) married Betty Crocker (who is an alien waterbitch empress troll from another universe with her power jacked up to infinity) [*]A xenophobic, sexist, batshit crazy, sociopathic, asshole Cherub (who is also a shit excuse for an "artist") who hired someone to kill his sister and then went on to become a time traveling indestructible pimp demon who is summoned at the death of the universe and also broke reality and killed a bunch of ghosts and Lovecraftian horrors [*]A troll that is essentially tumblr [*]A social justice blogger troll who has no idea what he's talking about and wears a fluffy red sweater [*]An Alterniasian troll who is really lewd [*]And to top it all off, an omnipotent good dog, best friend[/list]

I believe that covers all the major character offenses in Homestuck.

Zael >> #909
Posted on 2012-11-11 01:20:40 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
And I fucked up the list thing.
Fantastic.

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