Snacake6 >> #45929
Posted on 2014-12-03 15:29:41 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
he doesn't know it, cuz' he's slow.

Mr_Ruse >> #45932
Posted on 2014-12-03 16:21:06 Score: 3 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
With how slow Doze experiences everything, does that mean that his orgasms last for minutes?

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I am so sorry for asking that.

epoxy >> #45941
Posted on 2014-12-03 19:38:35 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
^ Doze is not about to get an opportunity.

No one finishes faster than Itchy.

epoxy >> #45946
Posted on 2014-12-03 20:03:25 Score: 6 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
You inform Doze that a 'blow job' is a term humans use for their weird alien equivalent of the balloons dance. OBVIOUSLY. You mean what other sort of inflation could it possibly refer to? Any cottonhead can figure that out if he just mulls it over for half a second and, for snail's-pace here, you guess that could take all afternoon.

You tell him you're sure as hell not going to show him that. Balloons is not on the table for the two of you and he's pretty brazen to bring it up, even accidentally. You wonder if he's feigning naivete about balloon slang to rouse your interest in its counterclockwise hemi-antipodal charm? Oldest trick in the book. That means it's probably too advanced for Doze.

Anonymous >> #46273
Posted on 2014-12-23 09:51:23 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
I've been looking for this comic for far too long. There is a lot more in the felt tag than I would have thought (Diiiidn't help that I didn't remember which members were in it)

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