Xenrek >> #18726
Posted on 2013-03-19 08:43:16 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
What is it with time travel and puns...

Anonymous >> #18729
Posted on 2013-03-19 09:44:22 Score: 8 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
what does a clock do when its hungry
it goes back four seconds

ever since i got these wings time has been flying

i only listen to waltzes three fourths of the time

i accidentally swallowed a clock so im waiting to pass the time

dont worry i wont run out on you

the chef checked the food and then the timer and said it need thyme

a good clock always faces the present and carries the burden of time with two hands

what did the worker do when faced with the sign out sheet
he clocked it

when time came what did it do
kick the bucket

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Anonymous >> #18738
Posted on 2013-03-19 14:00:48 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
There will be no lewd displays with buckets on this site, kicking or otherwise

Anonymous >> #18770
Posted on 2013-03-19 18:49:39 Score: 4 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
you cant stop time

*kicks the bucket*

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