You are the LES MISÉRABLES FANDOM and everyone you touch DIES.

Because of this, you spend a lot of time SITTING ALONE with the EMPTY CHAIRS AT YOUR EMPTY TABLE, occasionally HUMMING to yourself.

You can HEAR THE FANDOMS SING, but you sort of expect that this will all die soon. Like everything else does.

Life is pretty MISERABLE and you’ve learnt to live with that.