You’re the A CLOCKWORK ORANGE FANDOM, except you don’t like to be called as such. You don’t really have a FANDOM, but rather a CULT FOLLOWING. Which is kind of the [b]SAME THING except IT TOTALLY IS NOT. DIAMONDS DROOG may have slipped by everyone else, BUT NOT YOU.

Your hobbies revolve around listening to LOVELY LOVELY LUDWIG VAN, peeting a glass of MOLOKO, FANTASIZING YET RESTRAINING YOURSELF OF ULTRAVIOLENCE and the OL’ IN-OUT IN-OUT and admiring ALEX DELARGE’S CHOICE ASS.

You speak in your own language, NADSAT, which is a mixture of ENGLISH, RUSSIAN and YOUR OWN MADE UP WORDS, Because of this, most people have NO IDEA what you are trying to SKAZAT, which is good, because you occasionally TALK OF THINGS YOU THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN’T.

Chances are, you probably have THE OLDEST FANDOM/CULT FOLLOWING OUT THERE, yet when you are compared with THE ROCKY HORROR FANDOM, you almost immediately snap that you are OLDER THAN ROCK HORROR.


You are also considered a GATEWAY DRUG for other KUBRICK and MALCOLM MCDOWELL films.

‘Tis a fine evening, except of the cold winter bratchny.

WHAT’S IT GOING TO BE THEN, EH?

===> PEET A GLASS OF THE OL’ MOLOKO+