Wow, that's gotta be rather crushing for poor Calliope.

What is, exactly? That her alternate self doesn't really have any instructions for her rather than to continue existing?

KARKAT: PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT MY BODY LIKE THAT WHILE DROOLING.
KANAYA: Whoops

Hussie stop tickling my guilty pleasure ships

For real, this was a great update. Except I know my boy Karkat isn't staying down for the entire fight.

So uh...

All hail His Imperial Shoutyface Karkat I, first Emperor of New Alternia I guess?

There's a reason that they're moirals,and I'm glad we got another Karkat/Kanaya convo. Also, confidant Karkat is adorable Karkat.

And so we wait, another week without horses.

lets all appreciate rosesprite and johns hot mom

Everyone continues to say Jane is hot, part 5 or so.

IT'S HAPPENING

Not too long before we're knee-deep in cat girls.

But who else will she prototype? Feferi so we have the return of Ironcheese? Or Sollox so we end up with a catgiirl?

Vriska (Vriska)

HB: Attempt to eat Egg.

Well look who got there. That's certainly been a while.

Have people been checking the other options on the non-character select screen every time? It shows what the other characters are doing in the meantime!

KANAYA: It Really Uh
KANAYA: Blitzed Our Chakras

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ten outta ten. Hundred outta hundred. Best callback. Best callback.

Also gonna need some Musclebeast vs. Metroid art on the double.