Full text download: http://www.mediafire.com/view/?6cav4gv1207h5ll
Part 1+2: http://pastebin.com/U99V3zyj
Part 3+4+5: http://pastebin.com/XHFxhub9

Anyone else read this unfinished beauty?

Thank you for the link to this masterpiece Lettuce. I was unaware of it but will definitely read it.