John: Slap Dave.

To be fair John...she totally does

Why is this cute??

This is even funnier when you realize that in the Homestuck tarot deck, 0, The Fool, is actually an image of John

thanks i love erijohn

The Seer's Lament

it was at that point when i got distracted by her matesprit's HOT ASS

diemen with eyes.... what crimes will they commit

yup! its from his good end

This is a scene from friendsim?

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

absolutely a commercial that would play on Earth C pre-Dirk’s departure. all it’s missing is Karkat flipping off the TV

what's important is that this ship is fucking atrocious either way

well shit. Did I only imagine that? :/
There -is- an unknown grist which looks remarkably like iron, so I guess it's possible? There's also rust (confirmed) and a blood drop (pictured) on the wiki list...

Ctrl+F on Act 5 "search" page doesn't give any references to iron grist. If anybody is associated with iron in-comic, it's Vriska for having all the irons in the fire. (All of them.)

@Rohandrius
wait hold on when did that happen
the only grists i remember from his land were the unnamed dark green cubes from the make her pay flash

Damn..that was something I forgot