if anyone needs a translation, i’m pretty sure it says “i love you” + “shut up”

I would go with SBXHJ

what's their ship name

can we get an f in the chat for kanaya maryam?

he looks constipated

I was watching the game clearing that ProtonJon did of Hiveswap the other day and thought "on the off-chance it's not too late, we should make that an incentive or stretch goal or whatever for TRG Colosseum: 'Jon Reads/Endures All of Homestuck Over Many, Many Livestreams'".

While I absolutely understand why he may not want to do it - 8,000+ pages is a very big ask from anyone, and some of the very "late 2000s- and early 2010s-Internet" word choice certainly doesn't help, I still recommend he try it out, mostly because I can't really say there's anything else quite like it.

If nothing else, the fan art would be a sight to behold, and many intermission wall-worthy GIFs await.

maia arson crimew true identity ???

easy. hussiebot/hussie -- autophilia

hussiescratch - r18 ragdoll

calling hussiejohn "main character syndrome"

grandma/jade. artistic artifacts. boom