Eridan gets all the bitches

Haha diveristy in the homestuck fandom so funny hahaha

Dave's hair should be a bird, anything else is blasphemy.

I figured it was something about the disparity of headcanons vs how they look in the comic.
(I don't get why so many people draw Dave's hair like that, considering that's about the opposite of how it actually looks.)

It's someone's idea of a joke, they're trying to parody popular headcanons of the original 4 kids by contrasting them with the probably white hc John.

Specifically:
-Hijabi Rose
-Black Dave (ft undercut)
-Generally dark-skinned Jade with no access to razors who is muscular because she lives alone on an island.

Also included in the original post:
-John being controlled by the Condesce
-John being Straight(tm) with Roxy

Unless I'm missing something (greater context maybe?), it seems like some general asshole misunderstanding the point of headcanons.

what is going on here??

Terezi is looking at gamzee as if he stole rare flowers from her animal crossing village and i'm sobbing because of gamzee's chill expression

bro gamzee looks BAKED in this image