Vladstronsy >> #29959
Posted on 2013-07-01 04:39:51 Score: 10 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
My precious. . .

epoxy >> #36744
Posted on 2013-11-13 17:45:49 Score: 7 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
"You mean...
"I'm not going to be a father?
"I waited three years for my baby to hatch...
"I worried, but I never gave up hope...
"I tended night and day to my embryonic child's needs (that is partly metaphorical because we don't have day or night)
"Waiting for the moment I would welcome my offspring into the world.
"And now you're saying... I was wrong? It was all a delusion?

"Oh.

"Well, okay then. I'm going to play some videogames. See you around!"

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