epoxy >> #38501
Posted on 2013-12-26 06:26:47 Score: 7 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Only after the rest of the room is in perfect order do you realize you have neglected to prepare REFRESHMENTS! You pick up the phone and dial ROOM SERVICE.

You'd better choose something really classy. That way you can sip it slowly in front of your GUEST. You will savor it. You will compliment its quality. And then you will not offer him a drop of it. That will really get him seething.

The BELLHOP arrives with a selection of WICKED ELIXIRS.

He suggests a rare and expensive vintage: Michigan 2006. He says it was raided from a subterranean warehouse through trans-universal shenanigans. Its hue is a most royal and hazy PURPLE. It has retained its FIZZINESS thanks to high-pressure hypoxic interment. As the elixir has aged to perfection, it has acquired a rich and unique TASTINESS imparted by subtle interactions between the juggalo juice and the beautiful polyethylene terepthalate vessel in which it is bottled. It is truly the finest of WICKED ELIXIRS. Possibly even the WICKEDEST.

You buy it and decant that motherfucker with a righteous CRACK.

You swivel your crystal GOBLET thoughtfully, watching the sparkling liquid cling to the glass and letting its intoxicating OLFACT swirl about the room.

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