Family of Shimji Schneider
(suspected to)
GUARDIANS
Baking freak
Gardenbeliever
Parabiology
Tentacletherapist
Turntablegodhead
Dad Eierbert
Drinker
Fighter
Dog
ALSO IMPORTANT
John's illegitimate daughter with Nicholas Cage
Little Cal
An example
Everyone's waifu
THE BOSS
TROLLS
Choleric Tourette
Undead robot
Cripple
Cleaved 3D-fan
Big fan of Judge Barbara Salesch
Spider repulsive creep
Loves horsemilk
Turkish drugconsumer
Insane hipster
Lonely hipster
Disney Princess