Anonymous >> #29861
Posted on 2013-06-30 03:17:01 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
In my closet Jade Harley gives me a cool brofist and starts to cry?? Don't cry Jade!

MoonOfMajora >> #29863
Posted on 2013-06-30 03:22:28 Score: 2 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
In my house, Jade also gives me a brofist, but she takes it back, feeling bad. I guess Jade has issues with brofists.

Pie >> #29864
Posted on 2013-06-30 03:22:38 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Dropping from the ceiling, Becquerel explodes a bottle of faygo in your face but then immediately regrets his decision.

I guess... ultimately good dog?

Anonymous >> #29873
Posted on 2013-06-30 04:19:10 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Suddenly, Lord English asks to be your matesprit, and flies off.

o_o

Anonymous >> #29879
Posted on 2013-06-30 04:39:11 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Under my bed, Jane Crocker stabs me in the eye and then forces me to eat mind honey. What a 8itch.

maxcoffee >> #29888
Posted on 2013-06-30 05:10:31 Score: 3 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Busting the door down, Bro Strider gives you a brofist and then lights your house on fire.
I...guess that's a fair exchange?

Anonymous >> #34667
Posted on 2013-09-26 12:43:42 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Flying in on a dragon, Sollux Captor pushes me off a cliff into the sea, but takes it back, feeling bad.

This honestly makes more sense than I would have expected. With his mood swings and telekinetic powers, this is totally something that could happen.

Not so sure what to make of the dragon though...

Anonymous >> #47645
Posted on 2015-02-12 15:12:01 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Flying in on a dragon, Equius Zahhak entrusts me with the queens ring like a boss

Anonymous >> #54525
Posted on 2016-12-15 20:40:24 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Bursting through the window, Jane Crocker bakes me a delicious-looking poisonous cake, and then makes it hapen. What??? I mean, cake, but what even?

NepetaFan >> #54550
Posted on 2016-12-23 04:12:43 Score: 1 (vote Up/Down)   (Report as spam)
Running straight for you, Jane Crocker ask to be your matesprit and then gets her bucket ready.

I win.

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